My wishes 2015

My wishes- 2015

1. Talibans and their types have been packed and dispatched to Titan, Saturn’s Moon.

2. Obama has sent big Rose bouquets to the Chinese and the Russian Presidents.

3. All black money has been painted white.

4. Indians have stopped peeing out in the street.

5. Calcutta football league is played by the Bengalis.

6.SRK and Salman Khan have started making Art Films.

7.Indians have stopped taking pride in going  and settling abroad.

8. Politicians have discovered a thing named Shame.

9. Mukesh Ambani has donated his house to the orphans.

10. Even the last rapist has been castrated.

Wish you a rocking 2015!!!